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July 10, 2009

Wafergate! | # | Uncategorized, Canada — J.S. (not the Watergate felon) Magruder @ 1:04 am

Harper couldn’t simply hand the communion wafer back with a polite, "Thanks, but I’m not a papist, eh"?

 (Yes, you’re right-he’s never said "Eh?" in his life, but he’s probably called people "papists").

I’m not sure how I feel about the advice to simply consume it, and to kneel in prayer when everyone else does. I’ve been to many a wedding outside my faith, and never felt pressured to kneel in prayer or consume a communion wafer.  Maybe it is different if you’re the PM.

 

I mean, I never imagined myself defending Stephen Harper, but really, what do they suppose he did with his little hidden body of Christ? Do they think he carried out some sort of perverted ritual with it? Crumbled it atop a salad? I understand that Catholic feel it is the literal body of Christ, but unless it is used in a deliberate act of sacrilege, it probably isn’t the big deal this is being made to be. He made a mistake-I thought the Catholic church was hip to the "forgiveness" thing.

 

 

 

 

July 3, 2009

Happy Birthday Canada | # | Uncategorized, Canada — J.S. (not the Watergate felon) Magruder @ 1:07 am

You look, oh I don’t know-139 at the most.

 

 

June 11, 2009

Bears Hate It When You Swear At Them In Cree | # | Canada — J.S. (not the Watergate felon) Magruder @ 2:05 am

A 77 year old man fight off an angry bear by swearing at it giving it a beating with a walking stick.

 

Bonus fact: Mother bears are called sows. I feel like I should have known that, but didn’t.  

June 9, 2009

Happy Birthday Frances | # | Canada — J.S. (not the Watergate felon) Magruder @ 3:57 pm

Tell your Mum to post some photos, OK?

 

 

May 7, 2009

Rats | # | Uncategorized, Canada — J.S. (not the Watergate felon) Magruder @ 8:44 pm

Canadian rat fanciers.

 

 

April 30, 2009

Celebrate America | # | Uncategorized, Canada — J.S. (not the Watergate felon) Magruder @ 7:04 pm

…with a Canadian rock band.

 

Don’t give me no hand-me-down world…

 

This is almost as pathetic as the time I was in Erie, PA in the late 90’s and the whole town was excited because Jethro Tull was playing a concert there. Yeah, everyone was like, "Suck it, Buffalo-we’ve got Jethro Tull!"

 

I’m afraid The Guess Who, and Grand Funk feel a bit like that.  Maybe worse. Glad to see they’re still sporting long hair. Glad to see they still have hair.

April 25, 2009

The Alberta Coastline | # | Canada — J.S. (not the Watergate felon) Magruder @ 2:38 am

Oh, THIS is funny.

 

The real tip off was that none of the birds were coated in tar.  

April 1, 2009

Conservation | # | Canada — J.S. (not the Watergate felon) Magruder @ 11:24 am

Recently, I’ve read a number of articles addressing the enviornmental cost of toilet paper and water usage associated with washrooms. I have to think THIS Canadian company has a better answer than waterless urinals and recycled paper.

 

What do you think? 

February 23, 2009

Free Prime Ministers Of Canada Poster | # | Canada — J.S. (not the Watergate felon) Magruder @ 2:03 am

Offer good in Canada only. If you’re Canadian and would like to send me one (hint) I’d love to have it. I have this crazy idea that the kid should learn about Canada and Mexico given the proximity. Insane, I know. Quick-someone pass an English American "USAan only", language policy before we resort to Spanish or French.

 Other Freebies You May Enjoy:

 

"Being Girl Sample Kit From Tampax"

 

Free Metamucil! (You need to move quick on this offer! Sorry, couldn’t resist) 

 

Free Mary Kay Anti Aging Kit- It really works, she’s been dead for years, but no one even noticed because her skin looks so great.

 

 

 

 

 

February 14, 2009

Today’s Best Headline | # | Canada — J.S. (not the Watergate felon) Magruder @ 4:23 am

Too Early To Get Excited About Premature Ejaculation Drug.

 

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