So. Hawaiians are dropping dead from heart disease at alarming rates. I wonder if eating things like THIS might be a contributing factor?*
*OK but seriously-even if you thought you’d never touch Spam, you have to admit it almost looks good presented like this. Yeah, I know it’s Spam, but still-look at that stuff. That’s like a work of art (very unhealthy, artery-clogging art, but art nonetheless).
*Bonus Trivia-When I was a wee one I had an imaginary friend named Honolulu. She didn’t eat Spam, but once she sneaked out of bed in the middle of the night to eat all of her sister’s Valentine candy (and left the empty paper cups strewn about the floor). Shhh, don’t tell anyone-my sister still thinks it was me.