-so you get Lazy Links.
Oh yeah, that’ll solve everything if we can just get the little buggers reading by six. That way, they’ll be able to read the name of the bridge they’re sleeping under when they’re seventeen.
I’d agree with a number of these books listed as the top black comedies (according to Ray French). If you aren’t familiar with Butcher Boy, you’re missing out.
Oh for fuck’s sake-now the government wants to weigh-in (pun very much intended) on the size of Santa Claus.
Someone please buy me THIS for my birthday. There’s a shower curtain available as well.
Peter Cadogan, RIP.
Oh yeah, "Three hots and a cot"-those stupid prisoners get everything. What the hell is this, Stalin’s USSR?
You know, reading THIS story about a police force whose sole purpose is to scrae the shit out of people when they drive up in their unmarked black trucks and leap out in full millitary garb-well, it just made me think something’s missing…like a giant eye painted on the side of the vehicle.
Perfect for those hard-to-shop for friends and relatives!
Arson? Are they serious? A developmentally disabled woman in adult foster care lights a piece of yarn over a candle and it starts a fire. So they charge her with first degree arson?! That’ll show her! I hope they toss her in with the general prison population-the law’s the law. You know they do have the option of not charging people in these circumstances. Please, someone tell me what sending her to prison will accomplish? This charge carries the potential for a 50 year sentence. Now tell me, who has the higher IQ-the developmentally disabled woman or the prosecutor? This is idiocy. I guess if they intend to keep building prisons, they have to fill them.
THIS is just really cool.
I’ve tried THIS method for making rice and you know what? It rocks. This technique makes the very best steamed rice I’ve ever eaten. I was dubious given the amount of water, but it works. Works well.
MAke your own vanilla extract.
A couple weeks ago I bought a bag of licorice roots, with no real plans for them (I’d heard they are good for stomach ills). THIS liqour sounds interesting. I’ve used that basic formula with orange rinds, lemon rinds and cherries, so I don’t see why this wouldn’t work.
Finally, THIS "review" of a ballpoint pen is pretty funny. I can’t remember where I got the link from (should give credit) so sorry if I’m slighting someone.